you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Someone signed my nipple.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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