im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
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