it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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