I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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