YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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