I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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