She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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