It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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