the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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