Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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