Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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