Sry I called you an 8
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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