I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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