we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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