I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.