i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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