dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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