Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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