i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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