You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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