hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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