i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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