Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize