i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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