Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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