Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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