My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
