You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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