I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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