my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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