i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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