Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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