How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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