Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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