5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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