We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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