In the future we'll all be gay
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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