There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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