If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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