you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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