just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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