She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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