She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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