I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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