So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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