I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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