Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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