her vagine was all disorganized.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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