i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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