i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We are all done wearing pants today
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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