I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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