Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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