i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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