he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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