You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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