I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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